How it works?

We make the farm stuff that you need during the times it can be made with the tools that are required to make it and then we send the farm results to the people who pay for the results of the farming and that is our job.

You

Are you an unhappy cow? Would you like a better home, away from the hustle and bustle of modern farming and closer to the good ol' days, where a bull could munch a field in peace?

Look no further.

Products

We don't actually make milk, it just looks great on a website. Look at that milk conveyor! Those two smol bottles are totally not going to get capped correctly. They just had to be special and now they are going to get yeeted into the bin by the 2000ft.lb. hydraulic reject cannon. kablamo